<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5960749510708273645</id><updated>2011-09-19T10:50:53.404-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not a True Story</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Brandon Hodge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12655066758156541461</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5960749510708273645.post-2545603278923315229</id><published>2009-04-12T18:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-12T18:25:37.698-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Small Parable...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4Xek5D_489U/SeKUguHUiTI/AAAAAAAAABI/NtjbdFKo6sc/s1600-h/_fire_breathing_jumping_spider_robot_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 154px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4Xek5D_489U/SeKUguHUiTI/AAAAAAAAABI/NtjbdFKo6sc/s320/_fire_breathing_jumping_spider_robot_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323980999360809266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to share a small parable with you if you have a moment. There is a small rope in the shape of a circle, a scorpion in the middle of the rope, and a lit match. The match lights the rope, the scorpions stabs himself in the face. Somewhere in this story is a life lesson. I don't know where. If you do, please post a comment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a separate note:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CWise,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wrong again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours truly,&lt;br /&gt;Brandon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5960749510708273645-2545603278923315229?l=hodge03.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/feeds/2545603278923315229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/04/small-parable.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/2545603278923315229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/2545603278923315229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/04/small-parable.html' title='A Small Parable...'/><author><name>Brandon Hodge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12655066758156541461</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4Xek5D_489U/SeKUguHUiTI/AAAAAAAAABI/NtjbdFKo6sc/s72-c/_fire_breathing_jumping_spider_robot_2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5960749510708273645.post-2706292675803574902</id><published>2009-02-20T09:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T09:23:14.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bloody Friday</title><content type='html'>So I attempted to start my Friday with a peaceful game of racquetball... JBess was not interested in such things. Within the first five minutes he decided to attack JKirk in the face. I wish I could say that was the end of his violence, but that would not be a true story. JBess was not satisfied with a mere headshot and decided he would attack CWise (a liar, we'll get to that) in the testicles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CWise is a liar because he tried to discredit my team's point by throwing the laws of physics out the window. CWise said that the laws of physics are only true when it is to his benefit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5960749510708273645-2706292675803574902?l=hodge03.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/feeds/2706292675803574902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/02/bloody-friday.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/2706292675803574902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/2706292675803574902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/02/bloody-friday.html' title='Bloody Friday'/><author><name>Brandon Hodge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12655066758156541461</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5960749510708273645.post-5667552331776701573</id><published>2009-02-19T15:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T15:30:35.409-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bess is a liar and a thief.</title><content type='html'>JBess said I did not have a blog today. This is obviously not true and further confirms that he is a liar. He also stole my wallet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5960749510708273645-5667552331776701573?l=hodge03.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/feeds/5667552331776701573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/02/bess-is-liar-and-thief.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/5667552331776701573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5960749510708273645/posts/default/5667552331776701573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hodge03.blogspot.com/2009/02/bess-is-liar-and-thief.html' title='Bess is a liar and a thief.'/><author><name>Brandon Hodge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12655066758156541461</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
